Searching for love in all the right places?
Look sharp! Valentine’s Day is lethal. It stands in back alleys, pushing stale boxes of chocolates and Care Bear cards at the naive. Valentine’s Day stalks the cold season: the CDC has released that they have antigenically characterized 197 influenza viruses. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds bad, right?
I’m pretty sure the Aztec calendar ends on Valentine’s Day, and it was Hitler’s birthday. LegalMatch, a San Francisco based service, claims the day results in the largest increase of couples seeking divorce attorneys. It’s a climate changing catastrophic event that causes rising sea levels, glacier retreat, and species extinctions. We want prenup. (Full story)
