I hate you all

In truth I feel like you all need to have your first amendment rights stripped away from you. The old saying “if you don’t use it, you lose it” seems quite fitting. In the five semesters that I have been an opinions editor I have practically begged to hear your voice in these pages and […]

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Max the Griffon comes out of closet

After a one night stand following the last meeting of the two schools, Max the Griffon came out about his feelings for Bobby the Bear-Cat and announced his forgiveness in the bear-cat’s complicity in hiding his herpes infection which Max now shares. The two mascots now await the state of Missouri to legalize same-sex mascot […]

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