Daniel Donan
Well, almost a semester has passed and we have covered some real issues here in the Great Divide. Save for a few naughty topics, though, nothing has been done for the sake of comedy and the odd-ball. So despite the protestations of my editorial board this week the Great Divide will cover the topic of ...
Daniel Donan
In truth I feel like you all need to have your first amendment rights stripped away from you. The old saying “if you don’t use it, you lose it” seems quite fitting. In the five semesters that I have been an opinions editor I have practically begged to hear your voice in these pages and ...
Daniel Donan
As the closing of the spring semester rapidly approaches, it is time to consider what you might want to do with you summer break. A whole three months of time for you to decide how to fill it. Many people will tell you that summer school is the way to go. Those people are over-achievers ...
Daniel Donan
By the time you read this I will have maintained a vow of celibacy for nine months. I am aiming for a year. I will tell you why this is significant. When I was four years old I was molested by a seven year old girl. I never looked at it that way or even ...
Daniel Donan
After a one night stand following the last meeting of the two schools, Max the Griffon came out about his feelings for Bobby the Bear-Cat and announced his forgiveness in the bear-cat’s complicity in hiding his herpes infection which Max now shares. The two mascots now await the state of Missouri to legalize same-sex mascot ...
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